«اسْمَعْ حَدِيثِي فَإِنَّهُ عَجَبٌ»
Hear my story, for it is astonishing.
«يُضْحَكُ مِنْ شَرْحِهِ وَيُنْتَحَبُ»
Its telling can provoke laughter and tears.
The contrast between laughter and weeping captures attention immediately. The speaker promises an account both entertaining and painful. Yet an emotionally powerful defence is not, by itself, proof that the allegations are false.
What follows is his self-description and explanation, not an independent verification of events.